hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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