I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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