Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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