No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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