if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fuck appropriateness.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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