I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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