I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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