pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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