Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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