We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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