I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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