we're blogging at a bar
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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