I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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