Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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