Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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