Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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