All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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