Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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