Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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