What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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