even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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