Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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