he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
is it fun? or sober?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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