she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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