Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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