Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
