11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
So vagazzling was a success
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