Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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