She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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