Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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