I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Randomize
