I wannas sexs uuuuu
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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