Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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