You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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