Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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