I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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