"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
wrigley field is MILF paradise
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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