I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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