six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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