is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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