I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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