Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm sobbing to NWA
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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