I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
