Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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