Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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