Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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