He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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