So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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