I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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