OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize