So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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