i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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