these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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