the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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