ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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